Kate Upton GQ

Kate Upton has lost her mind. In an interview with Page Six Upton said she wishes every day that they were smaller. This is very disheartening and troubling.

“I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs. Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up. But the grass is always greener, as they say! If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons.”

Meanwhile, the rest of the world realizes that without those things Kate Upton would be just another blonde and without them she probably wouldn’t be as successful of a model as she is today. Come on Kate, you know what got you to where you are and we all do too.

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