Here is Zach Mettenberger, the future starting quarterback for the LSU Tigers.
LSU fans can be happy that he is only POINTING to Blutarsky chugging a bottle of Jack instead of actually doing so himself. Maybe the Tiger’s quarterback woes will end this season, but Mettenberger doesn’t have the greatest track record.
Mettenberger was dismissed from the Georgia Bulldogs football team in 2010 as a freshman for “breaking team rules”, also known as sexual battery.
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